oxymoronic

some time back, at a coffee place-
me: " i want a boyfriend. but i don't want a relationship."
cl (makes a face): "yeah you want to eat pork but you don't want to slaughter the pig right."

today online-
owl: "i want to study but i don't want to start school."

muahahs same thing. we are all such oxymoronic creatures. cheerios.