So I was looking for quotes on food, and came across these:


We are living in a world today where lemonade is made from artificial flavors and furniture polish is made from real lemons. ~Alfred E. Newman

Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography. ~Robert Byrne

We think fast food is equivalent to pornography, nutritionally speaking. ~Steve Elbert

You can find your way across this country using burger joints the way a navigator uses stars. ~Charles Kuralt

Hunger is the best sauce in the world. ~Cervantes

An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh. ~Will Rogers